Slide

"The future is easy because it doesn't exist, the past is hard because it is forever." - Fred Durst

So I'm gonna be a senior next year and let me tell you nothing terrifies me more. I've seen it in some of my friends too, and I think it's perfectly natural for us to fear for our futures. I mean basically up until this point we've followed that nicely laid out plan our parents had for us, do good in high school graduate, go to a good college(does rowan count? lol) do well, after that ?????. Who fuckin knows, thats what scares me; I don't even know what I'm gonna do. It's this opening this great uncertainty that no matter what you've accomplished up until this point you could easily fuck up; there's always a chance to end up on the bottom in life, nothing is guaranteed.
So what do we do when we graduate, I guess we find some job quickly something to pay the bills unless you we're smart and ahead of the game, unless you have some "future" already planned. I don't, I take life one step at a time; maybe that was stupid but I made my decisions I have to stick to them. Do you ever feel like your whole life was spoon fed to you? ANd all of a sudden a life of floating in a bubble will be ended and you will be expected to swim on your own...this is my worst fear.
But I just think one step at a time, what do I want out of life; I don't need to be rich I just need to get by. I'd like an apartment, a big screen tv, a dog, a decent car, and close friends, a job that I enjoy so I am not miserable on days I work; anything other than those things I consider bonuses. Growing up it goes from fireman to astronaut to a rock star with 20 cars and a mansion...I'm happy enough now just grabing my own little piece to myself; and staying there.

how bout you want plans ya got for the future?

what you ask for you'll never get...

You ever noticed how you never really get what you ask for? Unless you're some spoiled asshole who always get what you want, in that case go fuck yourself this post is not for you. If you're like the rest of us then you'll understand exactly what I mean. I quick lesson in life is that the person quicker to the punch always wins, the only way to truly get what you want is to be the best. The person who plays by the rules or who is "nice" or a good person will be left in the fucking dust; remember that. The only way to accomplish any "goals" in life or get anything that you want is to take it plain and simple. People who say otherwise will soon find themselves in a depressing situation where everyone else has what they want besides them, because they suffered under the delusion that all people receive their just share, sorry we don't live in a communist regime (I'm not talking politics here but you get my point). It would be safe to assume that I"m obviously refering to myself...it's time I stop just waiting for what I want to come to me, stop believing the lies that if you wait it will be worth it. Because I really believe thats bullshit; if you wait you'll get nothing, because while you were waiting everyone else was working their ass off taking everything your sitting on your sorry ass waiting for.
in conclusion I'd like to leave you with a quote from a semi-shitty/good movie called 10 things I hate about you, "Don't let anyone ever tell you that you don't deserve what you want." - long haired guy, he was in the patriot, shit I'm terrible with names...anyways...later


only complete morrons would read this without commenting...and your not a complete morron are you?

girls can shovel it like no one else...

It has come to my attention over the years that there is an amazing group of bullshitters that exist in our presence...girls. They have the amazing ability to bullshit so well that they bullshit themselves...now that's power. Do you know how every girl is the victim in the relationship? The power of the bullshit! My most recent experience with a girl left me begging for the nice men in white coats, and my own padded suite. I'm not gonna jump into details I'm just bringing it back up as a reminder to all those who know what went down...that no matter how wrong a girl can be she can bullshit her way into believing she's the victim.
Even the nice girls are full of shit...sorry to say it's true. I mean I might generally hate the female population but their are a small group that I love and adore and even they can be completely full of shit sometimes. I hope I don't offend any of them but the first thing they assume is that they are much more moral than other girls. They also admit "that they know girls are insane." And then comment that they themselves are also insane. Even though they want you to believe that because they can admit it that they aren't. Which of course isn't true.
They are only two females that I know who have never lied to me, but their both insane. And it's ok I still love them.
So anyways...it's the power of the female bullshit, which has landed us in our current state of affairs, women's suffrage, women going to work, men staying at home for christs sake in some countries that's outlawed. Women just have way too much god damn power these days, it will probably be the end of civilization their throwing the whole goddamn balance off, next the sun will fall out of the sky. Their is just too much pain and suffering occurring in the world that has come from women. So here's my message to women across the globe

CUT THIS SHIT OUT GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!




all are welcome to comment..

I'm too tired for a real post but how bout something funny?

Different Kinds Of Poopie

THE GHOST POOPIE
The kind where you feel poopie come out, see poopie on the toilet paper, but
there's no poopie in the bowl.

THE CLEAN POOPIE
The kind where you feel poopie come out, see poopie in the bowl, but there's
no poopie on the toilet paper.

THE WET POOPIE
You wipe your bum fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up
putting toilet paper between your bum and your underwear so you don't
ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.

THE SECOND WAVE POOPIE
This poopie happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees,
and you suddenly realize you have to poopie some more.

THE BRAIN HEMORRAHAGE THROUGH YOUR NOSE POOPIE
Also known as "Pop a Vein in your Forehead poopie".
You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and
practically have a stroke.

THE CORN POOPIE
No explanation necessary.

THE LINCOLN LOG POOPIE
The kind of poopie that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down
without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.

THE NOTORIUS DRINKER POOPIE
The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking.
It's most noticeable trait is the skid mark left on the bottom of the
toilet bowl after you flush.

THE "GEE, I REALLY WISH I COULD POOPIE" POOPIE-
The kind where you want to poopie, but even after straining your guts out,
all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.

THE WET CHEEKS POOPIE
Also known as the "Power Dump". That's the kind that comes out of your
bum so fast that your bum cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.

THE LIQUID POOPIE
That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your bum,
splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time,
chronically burns your tender poop-chute.

THE CROWD PLEASER
This poopie is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to
show it to someone before flushing.

THE CRACK FLAPPER POOPIE
This poopie seems to create its own weather system. Your bum cheeks
feel like they're flapping in the wind when this poopie comes out.

THE MOOD ENHANCER
This poopie occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby
allowing you to be your old self again.

THE "ON THE CLOCK" POOPIE
This is any poopie that you take while you are punched in at work.
Lunch hour and coffee break shits do not qualify.

THE "BEST NICKEL I EVER SPENT" POOPIE
This is any poopie that you take in a "pay" bathroom. Thankfully,
there aren't too many of these left. If you're ever in a
Mexican border town, be sure to try one!

THE RITUAL
This poopie occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with
the aid of a newspaper.

THE GUINESS BOOK OF RECORDS POOPIE
A poopie so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.

THE AFTERSHOCK POOPIE
This poopie has an odor so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity
within the next 7 hours is affected.

THE "HONEYMOON'S OVER" POOPIE
This is any poopie created in the presence of another person.

THE GROANER
A poopie so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.

THE FLOATER
Characterized by its floatability, this poopie has been known to
resurface after many flushings.

THE RANGER
A poopie which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in
a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to
push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.

THE PHANTOM POOPIE
This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to
putting it there.

THE PEEK-A-BOO POOPIE
Now you see it, now you don't. This poopie is playing games with
you. Requires patience and muscle control.

THE BOMBSHELL
A poopie that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either
inappropriate to poopie (ie. during a root canal) or you
are nowhere near poopie-ing facilities.

THE SNAKE CHARMER
A long skinny poopie which has managed to coil itself into a frightening
position - usually harmless.

THE OLYMPIC POOPIE
This poopie occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive
event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the
Drinker's poopie.

THE BACK-TO-NATURE POOPIE
This poopie may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the
woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car.

THE PEBBLES-FROM-HEAVEN POOPIE
An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from
God when you actually CAN'T poopie.

PREMEDITATED POOPIE
Laxative induced. Doesn't count.

ENERGIZER vs DURACELL POOPIE
Also known as a "Still Going" poopie.

THE ROCKET POOPIE
The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when
you're done.

THE LIQUID PLUMBER POOPIE
This kind of poopie is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all
over the floor. (You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log
poopie.)

THE SPINAL TAP POOPIE
The kind of poopie that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to
be coming out sideways.

THE "I THINK I'M GIVING BIRTH THROUGH MY BUMHOLE" POOPIE
Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap Poopies. The shape and size
of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in
the rectum for some time afterwards.

THE PORRIDGE POOPIE
The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You
have two choices: (a) flush and keep going, or ( risk it piling up to
your bum while you sit there helpless.

THE "I'M GOING TO CHEW MY FOOD BETTER" POOPIE
When the bag of Doritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your
rectum on the way out in the morning.

THE "I THINK I'M TURNING INTO A BUNNY" POOPIE
When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and
make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water.

THE "WHAT THE HELL DIED IN HERE?" POOPIE
Also sometimes referred to as The Toxic Dump. Of course you don't warn
anyone of the poisonous bathroom odour. Instead, you stand innocently
near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gaggin and gasping for
air.

THE "I JUST KNOW THERE'S A TURD STILL DANGLING THERE" POOPIE
Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop
off because if you wipe now, it's going to smear all over the place

Perception?

Whats your outlook on life? Are you positeve? Are you negative? People have told me constantly that I have a negative outlook on life. I've tried to be positeve, I try to think only good things will happen but when it doesn't...I feel like I've been fooled. I feel like here is what your rewarded for being idealistic, fate will spit in your face. Although I'll admit you're happier when you're positeve the fall is that much farther when you start up high, and that much harder to recover from... It's sad that I would consider "having no expectations means you can never be let down." In fight club Edward Norton's charcter finds peace of mind in hopelessness : "Losing all hope, was freedom." - Edward Norton(fightclub). Then why am I always so depressed about life...becaues one can't live with no expectations, humans thrive on hope...so even though I go "FUCK IT ALL IT WILL NEVER BE GOOD" part of me is thinking one day I'll look back and remark how stupid I was, because I have hope I can't get rid of it. I have major suppliers of hope, my closests friends would never give up on me as fast as I would sometimes...and I thank them for that.
I was reading an article in readers digest about how luck can be forced. Tests showed that people who had a positeve outlook on live and saw the good in bad were a certain percentage (apprently big enough to write about) better than those who were negative about things. Why science would tackle luck is beyond me, but I suppose that just being able to roll with punches would make life easier to live...ah but only if it were that easy.
I wish I could just be hypnotized to go to bed every night thinking I had just had the best day of my life, because in the end all you have to do is convince yourself...no one else. Everyone in the world could tell you how much they hate you, that you are the most worthless human being in the world; and you could smile back and it makes everything they just said meaningless, you can make all the lack of money, car, girlfriend, goals, whatever meaningless if you could only just smile and laugh at your misfortune. But it works in reverse too, everyone in the world could tell you how you are the most brilliant, sexy, popular person in the world and if you hate yourself it means absolutly nuthin...it's amazing how much power we have, but if your having a down day you can blame your boss for giving you shit or you can blame yourself for not just laughing it off, either way in the end it's your fault. I've realized it's my fault I hate my life, maybe I have to find things I like about it...

I hope this is the first step to recovery...

motivation

Tonights topic will be motivation. It's funny I thought I'd have a hard time coming up with stuff to post here but it's been easier than I thought. Lately I've been finding myself doing things and having no idea why. I wonder if my subconcious mind has taken over, if I'm stuck in the passenger seat while someone else drives...kind of a creepy thought. And even though I find myself saying and doing things that maybe are wrong or cause pain I feel no remorse I simply wonder...wtf was that all about. So tonight I'm talking about motivation. And to shoot it off lets see what dictionary.com has to say:
mo·ti·va·tion ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mo-ta-vshn)
n.

The act or process of motivating.
The state of being motivated.
Something that motivates; an inducement or incentive.

What pushed the ball? What made it roll? I did of course...something moved it and it was me. Are we as easily swayed? manipulated? Can someone lean their will on me and have me do as they please? Yes of course they can; how do I know you ask? Because I've been manipulated...I've seen it. I'm not happy or proud to admit that I have been, you feel used for lack of a better word; it's a terrible feeling and trust me both times it happened in my life I tried to distance myself as much as possible from those who had done it. But now I wonder who is pushing...why am I being an asshole as people say? Do I blame others for my current state in life? no I don't think I do...I'm here because I obviously made some shitty decisions, I"m trying to change that but I think i'm able to accept I"m here because of my own fault no one else. Still maybe I do feel some doubt and remorse for my actions...maybe I wrote this tonight as an attempt to appologize or explain myself...but I don't think I can. My problem is that I covet. A word I learned from Silence of the Lambs, great movie. But I see people and it's so easy for me to look at their life and go "Look it's not that bad, just look at it this way. See how good it is? See how much better your life is than mine?" and then I think they feel better. But in a way I envy them...I wish I had bullshit problems I wish I had simple problems like them. But mine is much larger, mine is something thats not easy to get rid of, mine is something that no matter how much I talk about, doesn't seem to go away. I can only think that it's this problem that motivates me to do these things...and I hope people can understand that. Because...if they can't, then there's not much I can do...

ugh...

just kill yourself

It's amazing how eager people our age are to throw their life away. I'm hearing left and right how people are getting married or thinking about getting married WHAT THE FUCK? Are you insane? You havn't even graduated college but since you've knocked up your gf you've decided the best thing to do is to get married...wow, way to flush your hopes and dreams down the fucking toilet. Their can be a sense of justice being served though when you hear about this shit...especially all the worthless people you knew in high school who are either in jail for selling drugs or all the girls who were too good to talk to you are pushing baby strollers down the street..............alone. Some would have you believe that it would be wrong to throw your head back and laugh and point but goddamn it those people arn't me. When you see oh-whats-her-face-who-used-to-fuck-the-quaterback with a stomach sticking out half way to alberqurqee you are witnessing devine justice god hath struck a mighty blow to this bitch who thought she was better than everyone else and now she's open to public mockery. There were very few people who I considered even worthy of taking their next breath in high school so she's as good as dead to me...and now look at her she fucked some low life and has now thrown her life away she should just do humanity a favor and put this kid up for adoption and then kill herself because I really doubt her kid is gonna want to grow up and find out his mother was a whore.
the other group of people throwing their lives away would be those who up and decided to get married...EARTH TO MORRON MORRON ARE YOU THERE? YOUR ONLY A SOPHMORE IN COLLEGE WHAT BUSINESS DO YOU HAVE GETTING MARRIED? I mean can't you wait until a year after college until you have a job or are you just so eager to get to your first divorce?
I don't understand it...I would never give this person my blessing I smack the guy over the head with a champane bottle at the reception but blessing I think not...

I don't care how hardup I feel for a gf lately if some girl brought up marriage right now I'd dump her in a second...because she's obviously misstaken me for someone who has got it togeather...

let me know what you think about people ruining their lives...

I never knew blogs were this confusing...

what the title said...