Tuesday, August 31, 2004

Did you get the number of that bus that just hit me?

Wow....thats all I can really say to truly describe everything thats transpired these last couple of days. I still remember waking up sunday morning and heading to work thinking what a worthless day it was going to be, man I couldn't have been anymore wrong. Things so drastically and amazingly changed that day. For one, like a dumbass I forgot that at Jimmy Buffet(cute eh?) they were gonna announce who had won the Greek Cup. When a lovely lady of theta phi alpha reminded me at the end of my shift at work, I literally smacked myself. So after work(which went surprisingly fast) I got a ride home from Meghen, and changed and headed to the BBQ. I hung out there for awhile heckled the Fuze guy with lil tim, stole some food....you know just having a good time. When the announcement was finally gonna be made we were all really scared. We had all worked our asses off to get to this point. I still remember the meeting in which Bart proposed that we dedicate ourselves to winning greek cup. Quickly we all responded with "LETS FUCKIN DO IT!" Although I was pleased with our enthsiuism at the time I thought perhaps we didn't realize what that meant.
Man was I wrong, the following year it was priority number one in everyone's mind we didn't stop thinking about what we could do to win the Greek Cup, I think everyone contributed in some way; and I thought as we all gathered around Mike Eliason at the stage, that I was proud of our organization even if we didn't win. Then Mike announced the second place winners... and for fraternities he said APO. At this point we all collectively shit ourselves...because we knew it was just between them and us, no one else had enough points to even touch us, we knew at that point we had won. When Mike finally said our name we were giddy I think thats the best way to put it. I have to say if there's anything I feel addicted to, it's proving everyone wrong. I can't even tell you how many people have said "You joined Alpha Chi Rho?" as if I just told them I have vanerial disease...when you hear first place ALPHA CHI RHO there just isn't any word to describe the feeling it just is, and I hope to see it more with this fraternity.
After a hilarious parade back to our house with the giant trophy, the drinking commenced. After drinking many a beer out of the trophy and a triple shot of captain morgans(which didn't play nice with the high life in my stomach) It was safe to say I was pretty trashed. But just to insure the night would be hardly remembered I purchased some High Gravity Give You Massive Beer Shits 40's. This booze rocked for 4 dollars and 30 cents you got 80 ounces of bluuuaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *drool drool drool* (the noise I made the next morning). The highlight of the evening? I dunno there were lots of memorable momments...pushing shaggy across the street in a stolen wheel chair him drinking a 40 and me shouting with a high life in my hand, everyone getting smashed while little tim lit up a blunt on the roof, or blurting out that I was buying Negro beer at landmark while it was filled with people purchasing the same stuff (you know what I mean). No I think there was no highlight I think at the next morning when I woke up at 7 am in the recliner in the living room of 111 I just had a general feeling of how awesome that was. The whole day, the whole night, and actually a positeve outlook on the future...god I sound cheesy, and it feels great.

Friday, August 20, 2004

I"M BACK!

two glassboro hoes go round me outside round me outside
round me outside
two glassboro hoes go round me outside round me outside
round me outside


Guess who's back, back again
Tiny's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
he ain't black, he can't rap,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back...

I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
See Tim no more they want Tiny
I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Tiny, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of Fruit punch mixed with some hard liquor
Some everclear that will jumpstart my heart quicker
Then a slap when I get slapped at ASA
By Sabrinna because I'm not cooperating
When I'm rocking the boat while she's frustrating "Hey!"
You waited this long to stop debating
Cuz I'm back, I'm in the boro probably masterbating
Oh, And I got a job for you Ms. Katie
But your boyfriend is a problem kinda complicated
So the IFC won't let me be
let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut us down on greekweeky
But it feels so empty without me
So, come on dj dredel, spin the blips
Fuck that blast them hits and pinch those girlies tits
And get ready cuz the drama is about to get heavy
I just simplified my insults, "Fuck you Becky!"

Now this looks a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me

Little hellions, freshmen feeling rebellious
boredom, at rowan is pretty hellacious
They start feeling like prisoners a helpless,
Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "DRINK!"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution,
tappin' the keg waves a rebel
So let me just revel and bask,
In the fact that I got everyone drunk off their ass
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
that you saw so damn much of my ass because I was blasted ya see?
Well I'm back fix your dented pong balls
fill the cups and no cell phone calls
erect your set to set the table
because when I'm done with you, you'll be anything but stable
I'm pissing, the best thing since drinking
shaking it over asa's toilet and thinking
Testing "Attention Please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me

A tisk-it a task-it,
I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit
Jen Holdsworth, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little townie bastards,
And Chris Demayo, I think it's time for you to go,
You're a 23 year old who just does not know
your too damn old, there's the door
please make your way there in a timely manner
so we can get back to all that really matters,
And Farrish, so god damn misleading
acting like a damn whore who said she needed me
been raising tuition every god damn semesta
So! did it really have to come to this?
I've been here since before lil tim became a satanist
But sometimes the shit just seems,
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm dis-gus-ting,
But its just me I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Adam sczfmany,
To say so much thats so offending
And laugh my ass off while you're complaining(Hey)
here's a concept that works
20 million other sarcastic assholes emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me

na na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na
POOP SEX!!!!

Thursday, August 05, 2004

call me touchy

Every little thing bothers me. I'm finally admitting that to myself. Of all my weaknesses, it's the worst. Nothing can be more devastating to your life; trust me. Ashlee calls me touchy, this bothered me (hence the name). But now I know she was right, everything bothers me, down to the smallest comment or gentle jab at ones appearance everything ways hard on my own feelings about myself and those around me. I wonder if that makes me spineless, or weak. Like I can't stand up for myself, I can't just stand up for what I believe in, I suppose. I blow everything out of proportion. This topic came to mind because of my recent visit to the boro. In which I incountered a person who brought a lot of pain into my life. Whats great is that we skipped that whole appologenic phase and went on pretending like nothing ever happened. Fine I played her game while I was there, and I would have been perfectly fine fulfilling her bullshit fantasy world if not for one bullshit thing I heard her say. Apparently she remarked to someone how proud she was how she handled herself around me. What the fuck, fuck you; I fucking hate you, I never thought I'd ever go from one polar opposite to the other so fast but it's fucking happened you are the most fucked up person I know, and quite honestly you could drop dead right now and I'd dance on your grave the next day, be proud to be one of the few people I can say that about. I kept telling myself you weren't worth the hate, yea hate takes time, takes effort so I chose to ignore you; hell I even defended your pathetic ass against people you call your friends, people who havn't stopped telling me how better off I am that this shit didn't happen, thats right defended you; I pitied you and therefore couldn't knock on you when you were down, but fuck that fuck that right now. And those who look at this and remark how pathetic this is that this is still going on how can I get it out of my fucking head? Nothing was ever resolved the crazy bitch just decided to ignore it; I don't have the luxury of a fantasy world I'm stuck in a harsh reality. If your gonna treat someone like dirt you should have the guts to stick by it and say this shit to my face not just run away and cry that you can't deal with it, FUCKING DEAL WITH IT. And the thing that bothers me most about you, you never read my letter you cast it aside, like me. You have no good in you, I don't care what happened to you to make you like this; because you have no interest in changing for the better, your only interest is spreading the same pain that might have made you the way you are, but that gives you no excuse.

Everyday is nothing but stress to me
Constantly dwellin on how you got the best of me
Wanna know somethin
I cant believe the way you keep testin me
and mentally molestin me
But would you think any less of me
if I said that i'd be there
would you think any less of me
if I said I really cared
of course you would
cause you only want what you cant have
as for me I'm stuck with my dick in my hand
because you don't feel nothing at all!!
you don't feel nothing at all
Maybe there's more to life then it seems
I'm constantly runnin from reality chasin' dreams
Wanna know somethin' I cant believe?
just how much misery
comes with humility
Do you think any less of me
now that I'm gone?
look at me now everything is gone
I cant seem to do anything right,
but I've figured out why you don't let me inside
because you don't feel nothing at all!!
you don't feel nothing at all
You need nothin' from me now
So you thinkI'm useless to you now
but I need one thing from you now
I insist that you feel me now!!
you said you needed me
You said You said

because you don't feel nothing at all!!
you don't feel nothing at all


Sunday, August 01, 2004

HUGE FUCKIN UPDATE!!!!!!!!!1

I lied sue me....