SHE-NA-NI-GANS

1 entry found for shenanigans.
she·nan·i·gan Pronunciation Key (sh-nn-gn)
n. Informal

1.
1. A deceitful trick; an underhanded act.
2. Remarks intended to deceive; deceit. Often used in the plural.
2.
1. A playful or mischievous act; a prank.
2. Mischief; prankishness. Often used in the plural.


Beware. They strike without warning, have the ability to humor, disgust, or terrorify. Shenanigans are everywhere, they are rampant, and it's you're responsiblity to call the perportraitors on it. What are shenanigans you ask? Well I'm glade you asked...shenanigans are any kind of hanky panky that someone is trying to hide. This happens alot in offices, where people are giving eachother goofy looks or calling each other by cute pet names that make you gag. Then they do something like leave and offer to give the other a ride or go to the bathroom at the same time alot and your mind goes "WHAT THE HOLY FUCKING BANNANAS?" or something like that. As time goes by it becomes very obvious shit is going down. This is where it comes in you ask a party involved and they claim there's nothing going on. They then go out of their way to look like they don't care about that person, but it's obvious bullshit. This is where you call SHENANIGANS! Call them on their BS right there, anounce it outloud SHENANIGANS!. It's important to let them know their bullshit has failed and that everyone has been laughing about it since the beginning. Make sure they feel stupid, because no one in the history of the world has gotten it on without people knowing and frolicing around an office acting like fucking Julie Andrews singing on a mountain about some guy will only drive co-workers to consider killing you or themselves.

thank you.

My Advice: Tell Girls They're Fat.

I've had some change of heart, and I think women and men are equals and should be treated as such.(pretend like I'm serious just for laughs) Therefore I don't think it should be social law for us to not tell them the truth about their appearance. When a woman asks about their appearance they should expect honesty. As a retroaction of this change in soceity I hope The whining will stop, such as: "I'm fat""I don't have anything to wear" wah wah waaaaaaah shut up already. Also, the baited questions have to go "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" Me: No, your fat ass makes your ass look fat. And these floated statements begging for reasurance. "No I can't eat ice cream I'm too fat." *looks at you waiting for you to tell her she's not fat*. From now on I shall not reinforce this behavior and I urge you to do the same. Next time a girl does this I want you to without hesitation to tell her she's fat. IF WOMEN want to be accepted as a fair and equal sex then I think they should deviate from such childish and absurd behavior. As a humanitarian I take it upon myself to help them.
The most rediculous part in all this is most of the time the girl saying such things is twig thin, I can only guess her baiting you with this retarded question is just another representation of how she's an attention whore. Well fatty won't be begging me for attention anymore.
Sure this might lead to some kicks in the groin, mace in the eyes always a possibilty. But this would only reinforce my real arguement of women's inability to function in soceity equal to men, infact they only beg for this equality when suits certain needs, they expect special treatment for their weaknesses otherwise. Most women will probably just get pissed off, who gives a fuck I say.
And it's a shame if it's your girlfriend who is baiting you with this question, me not having a girlfriend I'm not troubled with such problems(well not troubled with ALOT of problems) but atleast you're discovering she's a fucking idiot now and not after you're married right?


This post by a dancing fat sexist dynamo