girls can shovel it like no one else...

It has come to my attention over the years that there is an amazing group of bullshitters that exist in our presence...girls. They have the amazing ability to bullshit so well that they bullshit themselves...now that's power. Do you know how every girl is the victim in the relationship? The power of the bullshit! My most recent experience with a girl left me begging for the nice men in white coats, and my own padded suite. I'm not gonna jump into details I'm just bringing it back up as a reminder to all those who know what went down...that no matter how wrong a girl can be she can bullshit her way into believing she's the victim.
Even the nice girls are full of shit...sorry to say it's true. I mean I might generally hate the female population but their are a small group that I love and adore and even they can be completely full of shit sometimes. I hope I don't offend any of them but the first thing they assume is that they are much more moral than other girls. They also admit "that they know girls are insane." And then comment that they themselves are also insane. Even though they want you to believe that because they can admit it that they aren't. Which of course isn't true.
They are only two females that I know who have never lied to me, but their both insane. And it's ok I still love them.
So anyways...it's the power of the female bullshit, which has landed us in our current state of affairs, women's suffrage, women going to work, men staying at home for christs sake in some countries that's outlawed. Women just have way too much god damn power these days, it will probably be the end of civilization their throwing the whole goddamn balance off, next the sun will fall out of the sky. Their is just too much pain and suffering occurring in the world that has come from women. So here's my message to women across the globe

CUT THIS SHIT OUT GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!




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