SHE-NA-NI-GANS
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she·nan·i·gan Pronunciation Key (sh-nn-gn)
n. Informal
1.
1. A deceitful trick; an underhanded act.
2. Remarks intended to deceive; deceit. Often used in the plural.
2.
1. A playful or mischievous act; a prank.
2. Mischief; prankishness. Often used in the plural.
Beware. They strike without warning, have the ability to humor, disgust, or terrorify. Shenanigans are everywhere, they are rampant, and it's you're responsiblity to call the perportraitors on it. What are shenanigans you ask? Well I'm glade you asked...shenanigans are any kind of hanky panky that someone is trying to hide. This happens alot in offices, where people are giving eachother goofy looks or calling each other by cute pet names that make you gag. Then they do something like leave and offer to give the other a ride or go to the bathroom at the same time alot and your mind goes "WHAT THE HOLY FUCKING BANNANAS?" or something like that. As time goes by it becomes very obvious shit is going down. This is where it comes in you ask a party involved and they claim there's nothing going on. They then go out of their way to look like they don't care about that person, but it's obvious bullshit. This is where you call SHENANIGANS! Call them on their BS right there, anounce it outloud SHENANIGANS!. It's important to let them know their bullshit has failed and that everyone has been laughing about it since the beginning. Make sure they feel stupid, because no one in the history of the world has gotten it on without people knowing and frolicing around an office acting like fucking Julie Andrews singing on a mountain about some guy will only drive co-workers to consider killing you or themselves.
thank you.
she·nan·i·gan Pronunciation Key (sh-nn-gn)
n. Informal
1.
1. A deceitful trick; an underhanded act.
2. Remarks intended to deceive; deceit. Often used in the plural.
2.
1. A playful or mischievous act; a prank.
2. Mischief; prankishness. Often used in the plural.
Beware. They strike without warning, have the ability to humor, disgust, or terrorify. Shenanigans are everywhere, they are rampant, and it's you're responsiblity to call the perportraitors on it. What are shenanigans you ask? Well I'm glade you asked...shenanigans are any kind of hanky panky that someone is trying to hide. This happens alot in offices, where people are giving eachother goofy looks or calling each other by cute pet names that make you gag. Then they do something like leave and offer to give the other a ride or go to the bathroom at the same time alot and your mind goes "WHAT THE HOLY FUCKING BANNANAS?" or something like that. As time goes by it becomes very obvious shit is going down. This is where it comes in you ask a party involved and they claim there's nothing going on. They then go out of their way to look like they don't care about that person, but it's obvious bullshit. This is where you call SHENANIGANS! Call them on their BS right there, anounce it outloud SHENANIGANS!. It's important to let them know their bullshit has failed and that everyone has been laughing about it since the beginning. Make sure they feel stupid, because no one in the history of the world has gotten it on without people knowing and frolicing around an office acting like fucking Julie Andrews singing on a mountain about some guy will only drive co-workers to consider killing you or themselves.
thank you.
posted by -tim- at 12:15 AM
2 Comments:
YES! FUCKING YES! Scream it from the mountain tops, and expose them all! The dawn of a new age is before us! An age where no ones secrets are safe! Shenanigans! Shenanigans I say! Tim I have never loved you more in all my life, your the best big sexy!
I"m drunk on BRANKDON WHISKEY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
feminists belong in the kitchen....
thank you...
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