My Advice: Tell Girls They're Fat.
I've had some change of heart, and I think women and men are equals and should be treated as such.(pretend like I'm serious just for laughs) Therefore I don't think it should be social law for us to not tell them the truth about their appearance. When a woman asks about their appearance they should expect honesty. As a retroaction of this change in soceity I hope The whining will stop, such as: "I'm fat""I don't have anything to wear" wah wah waaaaaaah shut up already. Also, the baited questions have to go "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" Me: No, your fat ass makes your ass look fat. And these floated statements begging for reasurance. "No I can't eat ice cream I'm too fat." *looks at you waiting for you to tell her she's not fat*. From now on I shall not reinforce this behavior and I urge you to do the same. Next time a girl does this I want you to without hesitation to tell her she's fat. IF WOMEN want to be accepted as a fair and equal sex then I think they should deviate from such childish and absurd behavior. As a humanitarian I take it upon myself to help them.
The most rediculous part in all this is most of the time the girl saying such things is twig thin, I can only guess her baiting you with this retarded question is just another representation of how she's an attention whore. Well fatty won't be begging me for attention anymore.
Sure this might lead to some kicks in the groin, mace in the eyes always a possibilty. But this would only reinforce my real arguement of women's inability to function in soceity equal to men, infact they only beg for this equality when suits certain needs, they expect special treatment for their weaknesses otherwise. Most women will probably just get pissed off, who gives a fuck I say.
And it's a shame if it's your girlfriend who is baiting you with this question, me not having a girlfriend I'm not troubled with such problems(well not troubled with ALOT of problems) but atleast you're discovering she's a fucking idiot now and not after you're married right?
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The most rediculous part in all this is most of the time the girl saying such things is twig thin, I can only guess her baiting you with this retarded question is just another representation of how she's an attention whore. Well fatty won't be begging me for attention anymore.
Sure this might lead to some kicks in the groin, mace in the eyes always a possibilty. But this would only reinforce my real arguement of women's inability to function in soceity equal to men, infact they only beg for this equality when suits certain needs, they expect special treatment for their weaknesses otherwise. Most women will probably just get pissed off, who gives a fuck I say.
And it's a shame if it's your girlfriend who is baiting you with this question, me not having a girlfriend I'm not troubled with such problems(well not troubled with ALOT of problems) but atleast you're discovering she's a fucking idiot now and not after you're married right?
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posted by -tim- at 10:36 PM
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This post is beautiful, and something I have said for years. One of the most liberating times in my life was when I was brutally honest with my ex-girlfriend and told her exactly what I thought about her.
Which brings me to my next point. When in a relationship, the best thing to do is provide your girlfriend with ice cream in times of emotional despair.
You might say "But Mike, won't that cause her to get fat, and thus, less fuckable?"
No, my good friend, you are missing the point.
When you buy a girl ice cream she thinks you are saying "I care about you and understand your pain". When in reality you're saying "I don't spend more than $5 when I jerk off, why should I spend more than $5 on your fat ass?"
But the real beauty of this comes after the breakup. Because when you dump her fat ass, the first thing she will turn to is the closest vat of Haigen Dagz. And as she eats it, she will think about the time that you brought her ice cream. This will increase her emotional despair.
Pure Poetry. *tears up*
knowign that you do this just to piss people off, esp girls, I'll just ignore it. besides, not all girls are like that! Judging by guys remarks, Id say you guys were the inferior, shallow ones who pretend not to care what people think, but really do.
just a defense for the girls!!! ;)
haha you dont know my initials? aww Im hurt! :)
perhaps I should sign it NOOCH from not on! And adress it to: my favorite RAINBOW!!!!
AH HA! So the wolf finally shows her fur, or soemthing like that. This post was not about being shallow this post was about the BS girls pull.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH
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