I"M BACK!

two glassboro hoes go round me outside round me outside
round me outside
two glassboro hoes go round me outside round me outside
round me outside


Guess who's back, back again
Tiny's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
he ain't black, he can't rap,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back...

I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
See Tim no more they want Tiny
I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Tiny, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of Fruit punch mixed with some hard liquor
Some everclear that will jumpstart my heart quicker
Then a slap when I get slapped at ASA
By Sabrinna because I'm not cooperating
When I'm rocking the boat while she's frustrating "Hey!"
You waited this long to stop debating
Cuz I'm back, I'm in the boro probably masterbating
Oh, And I got a job for you Ms. Katie
But your boyfriend is a problem kinda complicated
So the IFC won't let me be
let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut us down on greekweeky
But it feels so empty without me
So, come on dj dredel, spin the blips
Fuck that blast them hits and pinch those girlies tits
And get ready cuz the drama is about to get heavy
I just simplified my insults, "Fuck you Becky!"

Now this looks a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me

Little hellions, freshmen feeling rebellious
boredom, at rowan is pretty hellacious
They start feeling like prisoners a helpless,
Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "DRINK!"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution,
tappin' the keg waves a rebel
So let me just revel and bask,
In the fact that I got everyone drunk off their ass
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
that you saw so damn much of my ass because I was blasted ya see?
Well I'm back fix your dented pong balls
fill the cups and no cell phone calls
erect your set to set the table
because when I'm done with you, you'll be anything but stable
I'm pissing, the best thing since drinking
shaking it over asa's toilet and thinking
Testing "Attention Please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me

A tisk-it a task-it,
I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit
Jen Holdsworth, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little townie bastards,
And Chris Demayo, I think it's time for you to go,
You're a 23 year old who just does not know
your too damn old, there's the door
please make your way there in a timely manner
so we can get back to all that really matters,
And Farrish, so god damn misleading
acting like a damn whore who said she needed me
been raising tuition every god damn semesta
So! did it really have to come to this?
I've been here since before lil tim became a satanist
But sometimes the shit just seems,
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm dis-gus-ting,
But its just me I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Adam sczfmany,
To say so much thats so offending
And laugh my ass off while you're complaining(Hey)
here's a concept that works
20 million other sarcastic assholes emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me

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na na na na na na
POOP SEX!!!!