Wednesday, March 12, 2008

The Modern Mythology of Star Wars

The Modern Mythology of Star Wars

Once upon a time there was a cranky independent filmmaker who was struggling in the film industry. His first film had failed, and his second film although a success had been hacked and re-edited by studio executives. As he thought about the tumultuous times he lived in and the sense of negativity in the world. He sat down and penned a story of heroics, morals, and wonder. A story that he would never dream would revolutionize the film industry, and would go on to be the most successful film series in all history. The film is Star Wars, and the cranky independent film director, George Lucas; a man who scorned corporations and big studios to only one day make a film so amazing that he became a corporation, and owned a big studio.

Star Wars is a large sprawling space opera following the adventures of wizards, princesses, pirates, farm boys, and villains and heroes across a giant universe full of adventure to be had. It touches on themes so basic and so universal that the film is a large success internationally and not just in America. Lucas’s first inspiration to write the movie was the desire to make a children’s film, something fast and exciting for kids to get into. He thought of the serials he watched as a kid. He wanted to recreate that sense of wonder and adventure for a generation of kids he thought were lacking in fantasy and imagination.

No one can argue his success each Star Wars movie has set records in the way of revenue. All together Lucas has made billions on the Star Wars franchise so much he has been able to self-fund all the films except the first two he made. What is arguable is the standing that George Lucas should have as a modern mythologist. Some would call him revolutionary others just a glitzier popcorn filmmaker capitalizing on mythology. But I stand to argue that George Lucas not only is a great modern myth writer, but he also is responsible for the birth of a powerful modern mythos that is revolutionary in comparison to past myths.

Elements of Mythology1

A famous researcher of mythology Joseph Campbell wrote a book called “A Hero with a Thousand Faces.” Campbell’s research showed him that of all the mythology of the world there was common elements to them all that defined them as myths. Story elements, characters, events, etc. Lucas studied Campbell’s work thoroughly and knew that if Star Wars was going to be successful then it had to cover the same elements that made all myths great. And cover them he did.

“Campbell was impressed that Lucas had so diligently presented this large mystery in a way that was so accessible to large numbers of people,” Young said. 2 What is required of a myth? Well story wise there are many common events to all myths.




I. The Departure

Most myths start with a call to adventure you introduced to your main characters in their normal day to day life and something comes along and sends them on a path of adventure. In some other myths like Lord of the Rings, Bilbo is given a ring, in the film the Matrix “follow the white rabbit”, and finally in Star Wars Luke and Obi-wan receive a message on a small droid from a Princess calling for help.

This call is commonly met with some resistance; there is inner turmoil present in our hero. At first he must refuse this call to help. Why should he run off and risk his life? He is happy and secure where he is. Luke uses his responsibilities on the farm as an excuse not to go. But when Luke’s aunt and uncle are murdered by the Empire it is more than enough motivation to go.

Every hero meets up with some kind of supernatural aid. The supernatural aspect of Star Wars is supplied by the idea of the force. Star Wars would just be another Buck Rogers sci-fi adventure if it weren’t for the spiritual aspect of the force. Early on in our story Luke is rescued from the Sand People by a force user a Jedi. The Jedi is Obi-wan Kenobi and he represents the supernatural aid in the story, our “wizard”.

Every hero at this point must cross the first threshold, that first step to the other side, a first in a many in a long journey. Star Wars taking place in a galaxy where intergalactic travel is commonplace the first crossing of the threshold in Star Wars is when Luke embarks on a trip leaving his home planet. Other heroes simply rode on horse back out of town; Star Wars does it in a slightly more epic way.

A popular element in mythology is the belly of the whale. Think of Pinocchio where they are trapped inside the belly of the angry whale. Star Wars also has a scene in it that is similar to that of the belly of the whale when the main heroes infiltrate the Death Star they become trapped inside a giant trash compactor that slowly starts to crush them, though in the end they are able to escape with aid from the robots.

II. The Initiation

Heroes of all myth according to Campbell then follow a trail of initiation where they will change from being the wide-eyed innocent into a hero worthy of great lore. The first step in initiation is the road of trials. This is where our hero would be tested and trained. For Star Wars it takes place when Luke does his light saber practice on the Millennium Falcon.

The next step is meeting the goddess. Eventually your hero has got to find the woman he is protecting/rescuing and possibly eventually falling in love with. In Star Wars Luke meets the princess when he rescues her from the Death Star. Although at some points in the Star Wars saga it seems like Luke and Leia will end up together in the end we learn they are brother and sister, this didn’t sit well with some people. But is reported by Lucas to have been the plan all along, even thought they kiss in The Empire Strikes Back.

One of the major elements in a mythological drama arises when our hero is tempted by evil. At some point he will be almost lead astray from the path of the good. In Star Wars the force has two opposing sides, the light or good side, and the dark side or evil side. Luke is warned by Yoda that as a young Jedi learner he will be tempted by the dark side. And Luke does make mistakes by letting his emotions get the best of him.

The next step in the heroes journey is the central element to the Star Wars saga, atonement with the father. Star Wars is on the whole is a story of a son trying to redemn his father. Luke finds out in the fifth film that Darth Vader is his father, who was once a Jedi and fell to the dark side. Luke is then told by his mentor Yoda that he has to destroy Vader to complete his training, Luke refuses. In the end he does destroy Vader but he saves his father, by proving to him he still had good in him.

Mythology Revolutionized

When George Lucas completes his two trilogies this summer he will have finally ended the greatest modern myth ever created. Not only has it been the most widespread myth known but it also revolutionary in its form.

Feder also noted Luke's shift toward pacifism, which is different from past mythological heroes. Yoda and Obi-Wan teach Luke to use the Force for knowledge and defense, and the young Jedi knight tosses away his weapon during the climactic battle with Darth Vader in Return of the Jedi.

“That's a pretty radical idea,” she said. “We're used to the hero fighting; slaying the dragon or killing the monster. That's what we find most familiar. This idea of triumphing by not fighting, of being passive, of letting this power work through you, is a very Zen type of idea.”3

It is in this change of ideals from the classic myth archetype that Lucas has introduced a new out look on the myth. Lucas’s spiritual warriors in the Star Wars saga are the Jedi Knights. Many have debated their origins back to either samuri or English knights they seem to be a combination of many different ideas. The Jedi Knights are pessimists and it is an important ideal for Lucas that they only use force when required, only draw a weapon at the last moment.

To me this places Star Wars above previous myths in a way as Lucas shows you can be a hero with out being violent a perfect lesson to children. First thing they teach you in karate, never use this to attack only in defense. Not only kids are learning to avoid the dark side, trust themselves, and help others, but they are learning a path of non-violence is the best for resolving issues, I think that’s a powerful lesson.

Conclusively George Lucas has made himself the first mass-media mythologist. When Episode III Revenge of the Sith is released this May more people will line up to see it than any previous mythologist could hope would ever hear their story. The amount of people who are drawn to this modern day myth is a testament to the validity of both Star Wars being a great modern myth and to George Lucas being a great mythologist.



Works Cited

http://www.echostation.com/features/usatoday.htm

http://www.folkstory.com/articles/petersburg.html

http://www.jitterbug.com/origins/myth.html

http://www.leaderu.com/humanities/mattingly.html

Vande Berg, Wenner, Gronbeck. Critical Approaches to Televsion. Boston: Houghton Mifflin Company, 2004

Monday, February 11, 2008

In the Chaos

Scare people enough and they'll believe anything. From ghosts, God, Heaven, and Hell. The unknown drives humanity as much if not more than the known. In the absence of good ideas we'll accept any that removes our fear. Not only do we accept it but we lock on it. We lock onto it and stand on it. We perscribe our lives to it we preach it we live it we eat it sleep it and fuck it then we pass it on to our kids who will eat it sleep it etc. When long held beliefs are challenged we go into logical fight or flight mode. Cuss, spit, hate, scream, yell attack, injure, kill. How dare you question the truth, more importantly MY TRUTH. We cling to ideas because we need something to stand on. Take that away and we are floating through chaos with no answers and no footing. There is no universal conclusion so we divide, we segment we abondon each other. With our different answers to the same problems; this is the only universal: we have the same problems. What destroys us is the answer to those problems. We all come to different conclusions.
We line up our answers as if they were walls to an impenetrable fortress. As you would expect we derive a certain amount of comfort and security in our fortress. Someone questioning our beliefs is to learn our fortress is made of styrofoam. The doubt they cast is like so many boulders through a wall. It doesn't matter if the breach is the simplest question, we are under assault. We are feeling on the verge of chaos: the world is not what we thought it to be suddenly, now we have to start over. Or we lie to ourselves, clinging to our answers struggling to keep our heads above water. Grasping for anything to take our minds off the truth. THAT WE DON'T KNOW, THAT THERE ARE NO ANSWERS.

I'll see you in the chaos.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

I live inside my own head too much...Ik leef teveel binnen mijn eigen hoofd...

Iedereen vindt als zij teveel binnen hun eigen hoofd leven? Ik, vind ik als constant mijn mening enkel het tuimelen knoeien van willekeurig fucked bullshit omhoog gedachten en ideeën is die nooit vrijgegeven of uitgedrukt worden en zorgen en zorgen die nooit worden getroost vind ik zo eenzaam in mijn leven ik iemand wie ik aan al tijd kon spreken en om het even wat vertellen en nu zij eerst een FIANCE BF heeft maar toen het HAD werd iets meer en wij waren een ding en ik veronderstel ik enkel veronderstelde we'd altijd samen terugkeert en de komst aan termijnen met dat nooit ik enkel gemakkelijk is geweest dit wenst ik iemand had wie ik om het even wat opnieuw in plaats daarvan ik enkel heb zelf kon vertellen om te spreken aan en Ik me houd niet zo veel van aangezien zij aan gelijkaardig me gebruikte, nu wanneer spreken wij vindt het zo vals ik ophield sprekend over mijn problemen cuz zij handel belangeloos zodat ik luister aan haar bullshitproblemen over wat aan haar op het kantoor gebeurde en hoe geërgerd zij het huis is kochten haar ouders haar voor haar en haar fiance om zich te bewegen in is een kleur zij doens't als en andere dergelijke horseshit en ik wil in haar oor gillen en eisen dat zij realiseert hoe omhoog dit allen is fucked en hoeveel ik Oh god wens enkel hoe ik dit wens ik de klokrug kon draaien en aan het eenvoudiger leven teruggaan toen enkel I dronk alot en aan haar flat everynight teruggaan en zou zou uit een meisje wanhopig voor aandacht voordeel halen en nu ben ik wie wanhopige thats is hoe ik weet er een god een goddelijke rechtvaardigheid aan het leven is ik voor afgelopen naivity betaal ik voor afgelopen sinse betaal en ik ben zodat de zieken van de godsvloek van retribution gargling ik het en spuug het terug in het oog van al degenen die halve ezelssuggesties voor geluk aanbieden die niets aanbieden maar de helft assed gevoel van steun ik ben zodat godsvloek die van zo eenzaam voelen wordt vermoeid herinner ik een tijd toen ik mensen om aan til 4 had te spreken ben ik letterlijk zou moeten het gesprek afsnijden zo kon ik vóór klasse slapen ik zit nu en weg berichten Jesus... daar controleer o.k. beter nu voel ik.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

I hate when people can't admit they're wrong.

Real arguement that took place on July 24th - 25th anything in italics I added after the fact. Enjoy!




XDaXBlessedX: u see pirate 2
kage1182: no I fucking hate thosemovies
XDaXBlessedX: how?
XDaXBlessedX: dude
XDaXBlessedX: destroyed spider man
XDaXBlessedX: destoyed aquaman for cryin out loud!
kage1182: ugh don't talk about this
kage1182: just go to be blog and read my post about pirates
XDaXBlessedX: what is it again
kage1182: http://putriddefiler.blogspot.com/2006/07/boycott-pirates-of-carribean-2-dead.html
XDaXBlessedX: ha
XDaXBlessedX: i think its a fun story is it mindblowingly new or differnt not really. bUT CAptin JAck is and thats what makes it great. Without Johnny being the greatest actor of this era then the movie would just be average
XDaXBlessedX: if thats wht ur tryin to say
kage1182: I'm trying to say
kage1182: is that it's a standard
kage1182: popcorn movie
kage1182: nothing more
XDaXBlessedX: oh yea
XDaXBlessedX: thas what it is
XDaXBlessedX: without a doubt
kage1182: and people act like it's the second coming of christ and I"m sick of it
XDaXBlessedX: and it knows thats what it is
XDaXBlessedX: well i think its just taht its such a great popcorn movie
XDaXBlessedX: which in the summer time is what people are looking for
kage1182: thats fine
kage1182: there's nothing wrong with it
kage1182: I'm just sick of people blowing their wad at the mention of it
XDaXBlessedX: oh im definilty one of those people. but thats cuase im in love with johnny depp and way before it became cool to be in love with him. But i can understand why u feel how u feel
kage1182: see I don't love johnny depp
kage1182: I don't love orlando bloom
kage1182: I don't love whats her face in the movie
kage1182: it's all so over blown
kage1182: they pump alot of money into a movie with stars no story really and BAM it's huge
kage1182: I think it represents what hollywood shouldn't be
XDaXBlessedX: i disagree it definlty has a plot. i agree that bloom and knightly suck. but johnny is not a bankable star so ucant really say that they throw a bunch of money to star
XDaXBlessedX: i mean like none of them has careed a blockbuster by themeslve
XDaXBlessedX: actually orlando is the only one in a blockbuster prob and that was lotr
XDaXBlessedX: which would have been just as good without him
kage1182: johnny depp is defintely a bankable star <---This is where the shit hit the fan.
XDaXBlessedX: no he isnt
kage1182: His name defintely sells this mvoie
kage1182: orlando bloom's name defintely sells the movie
XDaXBlessedX: his charector that he created sold it
XDaXBlessedX: but dude think of his movies
XDaXBlessedX: man there is not a single blockbust besides this one
kage1182: their is nothing ground breaking about their characters or this story that sells the movie
XDaXBlessedX: he takes on weird roles thats why he hias respect
XDaXBlessedX: but he isnt a tom cruise or a brad pitt
XDaXBlessedX: those guys get the seats filled
kage1182: I bet most of the people who see this movie are sexually attracted to johnny depp or orlando bloom or keira knightly
XDaXBlessedX: Captin jack is the reason people see it
kage1182: bullshit
kage1182: I'm sorry
XDaXBlessedX: ur forgiven
kage1182: you are so naive if you think thats true
XDaXBlessedX: no ur just being a huge negitive mo
kage1182: well
XDaXBlessedX: it doenst become the most grossing movie in opening weekend ever cuase people are hot
XDaXBlessedX: does that help sell
XDaXBlessedX: hell yea it doe
kage1182: Johnny depp is easily pulling in tom cruise and brad pitt money
XDaXBlessedX: but it doenst do that great because of it
XDaXBlessedX: no he isnt
kage1182: and his star power defintely sells this movie
kage1182: I don't see how you cannot see that
kage1182: it's so painfully obvious
XDaXBlessedX: dude u can read any artilcce about johnny that u want
XDaXBlessedX: before pirates 1 he was never considered a bankable star
XDaXBlessedX: except for way back in the day when he was a teen idol
XDaXBlessedX: but then consistantly did weird movies and didnt do what the studios would want him to do
XDaXBlessedX: and his movies always did good critically but not money wize
kage1182: he's a name
kage1182: he wasn't a nobody when the movie was made
XDaXBlessedX: he is a name that up until 3 years ago was sinonimous with weird charectors and risk
XDaXBlessedX: not blockbuster money making filmage
kage1182: no
kage1182: your so wrong
kage1182: what risk?
XDaXBlessedX: dude
XDaXBlessedX: u are
XDaXBlessedX: dept
kage1182: johnny depp?
XDaXBlessedX: depp
XDaXBlessedX: look it up
kage1182: he is a hearthrob
XDaXBlessedX: man he is horrible with producers
XDaXBlessedX: thats they hate him
kage1182: and orlando bloom?
kage1182: comeon?
XDaXBlessedX: they always see him as a risk
kage1182: this movie might as well been cast by MTV
XDaXBlessedX: and go look up an interview he did for charlie
XDaXBlessedX: he said if he isnt pissing off the producers then he doenst feel he is doing his job
kage1182: so?
XDaXBlessedX: thats risk
XDaXBlessedX: u asked me about risk
XDaXBlessedX: also
XDaXBlessedX: look at his movies
kage1182: how is that risk?
kage1182: I'm looking at them
XDaXBlessedX: they arnt blockbusters in any way
kage1182: so
XDaXBlessedX: he is a risky actor to cast becuase he does what he wants not what u tell him to do. he is risky actor cuase his movies dont usually make money
XDaXBlessedX: they are critically aclaimed usually
XDaXBlessedX: but make little money
kage1182: just because he prefered small films doesnt mean he isn't a household name
XDaXBlessedX: charlie is one that made no money
XDaXBlessedX: im not sayin he isnt a household name im sayin his house hold name doenst bring in enough people to make blockbuster money
kage1182: chocolat was HUGE
kage1182: blow was HUGE
XDaXBlessedX: i dont think so
XDaXBlessedX: it was hyped huge
XDaXBlessedX: but didnt make alot of money i dont think
kage1182: just because he was never in a movie that made the same amount of money as pirates doesn't mean he isnt a bankable name
kage1182: He's a name
kage1182: people recognize his name
kage1182: he has fans
kage1182: putting him in a movie will instantly guareentee you a built in audience
XDaXBlessedX: it took in 56 mil opening weekend
XDaXBlessedX: thats not really anything special
XDaXBlessedX: its above average probably
XDaXBlessedX: but its not anything special
kage1182: 56 mil opening weekend thats really fucking good?
kage1182: are you joking?
XDaXBlessedX: dude
kage1182: your streetching alot to win an arguement
XDaXBlessedX: fuckin sarah Machelle gellars movie um the grudge took in like 35 or something opening weeknd
XDaXBlessedX: so 56 to me isnt anything speical
XDaXBlessedX: its definlity not blockbuster matierial
XDaXBlessedX: its good
XDaXBlessedX: i didnt say it wasnt good
kage1182: just cuz he wasn't in a blockbuster before this doens't mean he isnt' a bankable star...
kage1182: k?
XDaXBlessedX: yes it does well it doepends on what ur going for
XDaXBlessedX: i never said his movis never made any money
kage1182: dude
kage1182: he's a name
kage1182: he has a built in audience
XDaXBlessedX: i just said that he has never been considerd bankable
kage1182: he guareentees tickets sold
kage1182: he is bankable
XDaXBlessedX: he probably does now
kage1182: cuz he's a star
XDaXBlessedX: but he didnt 3 years ago not at any higher level then a handful of other actors
kage1182: his biography says he achieved stardom in 1987 when he got a lead roll on 21 jump street tahts how long he's been a star
XDaXBlessedX: yea
XDaXBlessedX: i wachted that show
kage1182: pirates of the cariebean didn't launch him into stardom
XDaXBlessedX: dude turst me i know
XDaXBlessedX: yea
XDaXBlessedX: and he hated being a star
XDaXBlessedX: so his entire career has been about changing that perception of him
XDaXBlessedX: thats why he did crybaby
XDaXBlessedX: it was a parody of the life he hated having to lead
XDaXBlessedX: and then he did edward siccor hands u know why?
kage1182: he likes tim burton?
XDaXBlessedX: cause it was a weird ass role where he didnt look like a heart throb
kage1182: well guess what
kage1182: he still is one
XDaXBlessedX: and didnt have to play that roel
XDaXBlessedX: well true
kage1182: and he is a bankable star
XDaXBlessedX: u cant hide beaty all the time
XDaXBlessedX: he is no
XDaXBlessedX: he is now
kage1182: and you know the producers for pirates were like CHA CHING when he signed on to do the movie
XDaXBlessedX: ha <---Here I'm pretty sure he realizes he lost but his love for Johnny will not let him give up.
XDaXBlessedX: dude im not sayin like he is some low level c actor
XDaXBlessedX: but he wasnt A level like crowe cuise clooney
XDaXBlessedX: or jim carry even
kage1182: doesn't mean he isn't bankable
kage1182: there was very little risk when they made the first movie and virtually none by the second
kage1182: their squeezing it dry now with making the second and third at the same time
XDaXBlessedX: well it depends on what u mean like bankable like u can make a profit or bankable like ur gona be one of the best grosing movies of the season
kage1182: the second movie was throw away I read adding nothing significant to the story and just delaying for the third with a cliff hanger ending
kage1182: bankable like we're gonna make money on this movie
XDaXBlessedX: it was a fun movie but it was only half
kage1182: there was no risk when they signed johnny depp they knew they were making it back
XDaXBlessedX: ill say this id think most movies especially disney movies are gona make thier money back regardless
kage1182: ok so he is a bankable star
XDaXBlessedX: do i think they where full of joy they got johny to take the part sure. he is a great actor but do i think they thought he would bring in loads more of money i dont think that
kage1182: if they picked a nobody to play capt jack sparrow then fine I'd agree with you it must bet he performance
kage1182: but it's not
kage1182: it's johnny fucking depp
XDaXBlessedX: alot of girls think he is gorgeous but ask em to name 5 or 6 johnny moives
XDaXBlessedX: they cant
kage1182: it'd be like if matt daman and benn afleck played matt and jeff
kage1182: we'd know we were guareenteed a certain level of success
kage1182: thats cuz those girls don't love him as much as you matt <---Sarcasm.
XDaXBlessedX: its cuase they like the way he looks but they dont go run to the theatre to see his movies. Unless its already a hollywood ish movie
kage1182: of course they run to see his movieas
kage1182: do you know how many girls are like "I love pirates johnny/orlando are so hot!!!!"
XDaXBlessedX: they would say pirates siccorhands cuase its a classic now and maybe ssleepy hollow and charlie and thats it
XDaXBlessedX: yea right but they dont go see any other johnny movies
kage1182: it makes me sick to the stomach when I hear shit like that
XDaXBlessedX: do u think any of them saw chocolat
kage1182: your dragging this into a really dumb arguement
XDaXBlessedX: or the man who cried
XDaXBlessedX: no man
kage1182: I'm not gonna argue that girls don't see other johnny movies
kage1182: cuz obviously they do
kage1182: if they are johnny fans they see johnny movies
XDaXBlessedX: ur sayin people see johnny movies cuase he is hot
XDaXBlessedX: im sayin the think he is hot but that doenst corrolate into going to see his movie
XDaXBlessedX: only if its a movie that is alreayd considerd a popcorn flick
kage1182: makes no sense
XDaXBlessedX: finding neverland grossed 51mil its whole freaking time on screen

Auto response from kage1182: Matt is blinded by his love for Johnny Depp and can't see the truth.



seeing clerks 2

XDaXBlessedX: thats crappy as hell but johnny was the star of it
XDaXBlessedX: how come ur screemy girls didnt go see that one ?
XDaXBlessedX: the libertine grossed 4 mil total for its run on scree
XDaXBlessedX: thats horrible
XDaXBlessedX: secret window - 18mil opening weekend thats shit 41 mil total for its running time on screen
XDaXBlessedX: 47 rather
XDaXBlessedX: still not very good for a bankable star
XDaXBlessedX: once upon a time in mexico 23mil opening 55 total for its running on screen, not very impressive if u ask me
XDaXBlessedX: from hell 11 mil opening 31 total
XDaXBlessedX: Blow 12 mil and 52 mil respectivly
XDaXBlessedX: and i didnt just pick crappy movies
XDaXBlessedX: i went down the list in order.
2 HOURS LATER...
kage1182: accept the truth already
XDaXBlessedX: i gotta go to bed but i had the debate with my freind
kage1182: oh yeah
kage1182: anyone I know?
XDaXBlessedX: we decided bankable means ur movies usually gross 100mil in america
XDaXBlessedX: not opening weeknd or anything
XDaXBlessedX: but all told can make 1oomil
kage1182: that would be your defintion of bankable
XDaXBlessedX: cruise hanks will smith
kage1182: bankable means you bring money to the table
XDaXBlessedX: to u i guess
XDaXBlessedX: but not to me
XDaXBlessedX: just cuase ur a name doenst make u bankable
kage1182: so I have to adhere to your defintion?
XDaXBlessedX: i wouldnt call damon or affleck bankable
XDaXBlessedX: no u can make ur own definitly
kage1182: you know not every cruise movie makes 100m
kage1182: not ever tom hanks movie makes 100m
XDaXBlessedX: but we will just ocntinue to debate it till we have a similar def
kage1182: hence you defintion isn't accurate
XDaXBlessedX: yea tom hanks is 18
XDaXBlessedX: cruise hias 16
kage1182: ?
XDaXBlessedX: those are the first and second most
XDaXBlessedX: smith has 8
kage1182: 18 16 what?
XDaXBlessedX: 100mil grossing movies
kage1182: but they still don't all gross 100 mil
XDaXBlessedX: yea i know
XDaXBlessedX: i didnt say that they all have to
XDaXBlessedX: obviousy no one has done that
XDaXBlessedX: except some extra thats only been in one movie ha ha
kage1182: well you analyze all of depps movies demanding they all be bankable using your own defintion for bankable
XDaXBlessedX: jim carry has alot too
XDaXBlessedX: yea i did that
XDaXBlessedX: and they arnt even close mostly
XDaXBlessedX: there is about 3
XDaXBlessedX: that are
XDaXBlessedX: so to me thats not bankable
kage1182: whoops owned
XDaXBlessedX: whats that mean?
kage1182: Guaranteed to bring profit: a bankable movie star.
kage1182: doesn't mean grosses 100mil
kage1182: just means guaranteed to bring profit
XDaXBlessedX: whats that ur definition?
XDaXBlessedX: and u cant even say that
kage1182: click the link dingleberry
XDaXBlessedX: ok so orlando bloom we will take for example
kage1182: did you read it?
XDaXBlessedX: now i gotta open this crap up
XDaXBlessedX: yea
kage1182: dictionary.com
kage1182: just confirmed
XDaXBlessedX: that has nothign to do with movies
kage1182: that I'm right
kage1182: BANKABLE MOVIE STAR
kage1182: it says it right there
kage1182: obviously thats the meaning of the word
kage1182: "someone who brings profit"
kage1182: not Matt's special little defintion
kage1182: johnny depp and orlando bloom are both bankable
kage1182: maybe not in matt's world
kage1182: but int he real world they are
kage1182: THANK
kage1182: YOU
kage1182: I
kage1182: WIN
kage1182: give it up
kage1182: let it go
kage1182: stop typing
kage1182: it's over
kage1182: let it go
kage1182: seriously stop typing <---He should have logged off in shame, but he's one stubborn fother mucker.
XDaXBlessedX: kindgom of heaven starring orlando bloom estemated budget 130mil us gross 47mil not even close to a profit
kage1182: look up LOTR profits k?
XDaXBlessedX: maybe once u add all the other countries its close but hardly much of a profit if any
kage1182: UH OH I WIN
XDaXBlessedX: that would have profited without him though
kage1182: UH OH I WIN
XDaXBlessedX: u cant even cout that thats redicolys
kage1182: I can count that
kage1182: it propelled him to stardom and thus made him BANKABLE!
kage1182: ACCEPT IT
kage1182: you lost
XDaXBlessedX: no it didnt
kage1182: LOSE WITH DIGNITY MAN
XDaXBlessedX: cuase his next movie where he was the sole star
XDaXBlessedX: didnt make money
XDaXBlessedX: so he isnt bankable
kage1182: he's bankable
kage1182: people still saw it
XDaXBlessedX: no he inst
kage1182: you said yourself total gross it came on top
XDaXBlessedX: asd i dont know how to take the bold off
XDaXBlessedX: no i didnt
XDaXBlessedX: i said maybe it did
XDaXBlessedX: i dont even know im not adding all that shit up
kage1182: not every movie will be a success you said so yourself
XDaXBlessedX: but i doubt it did if it only grossed 47 in america
XDaXBlessedX: and besides no one makes movies to bairly make a profit
kage1182: Orlando bloom was still HOT in hollywood and that made him bankable
XDaXBlessedX: they alwyas think they are gona make a profit
XDaXBlessedX: those actors are just actors bankable actors are the guys that are gona make a kick ass profit
kage1182: And they got JOhnny Depp and Keira Knightly to back it up JUST TO MAKE THE MOVIE MORE BANKABLE
XDaXBlessedX: see ur not goin on any thing excpt stupid gossip shit
XDaXBlessedX: im goin on actuall numbers
XDaXBlessedX: u think screeming chicks equals more money
kage1182: 3 BANKABLE STARS THAT MAY BE DOWN ON THEIR LUCK RECENTLY BUT STILL PULL IN AUDIENCES TOGETHER CAN DRAW A CROWD TO A BIG BUDGET HOT AIR BALOON LIKE PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN
XDaXBlessedX: im sayin not in any significant relm
XDaXBlessedX: expcet for a few guys like will smith tom cruise ect
XDaXBlessedX: down on their luck!
XDaXBlessedX: dude
kage1182: their bankable
kage1182: accept it
XDaXBlessedX: orlando has never held a movie
kage1182: they have star power
XDaXBlessedX: elisebeth town
XDaXBlessedX: that movie was shit and didnt do well either
kage1182: yeah and he doesn't hold PIRATES EITHER
kage1182: but there are chicks who love him who saw it cuz he's in it
XDaXBlessedX: jus so u know man
XDaXBlessedX: all this im sayin about depp
XDaXBlessedX: is crap that ive heard on tv shows and in magazines
XDaXBlessedX: so its not just me saying it
kage1182: thats fine I form my own opinion <--Ok I felt like a dick for saying that but I mean COME ON ALREADY GIVE UP!
XDaXBlessedX: like people in the bizz have said that jonny was not considered banksable
kage1182: I don't listen to what hollywood says cuz they want you to like the movie and spend your money on it
XDaXBlessedX: ur so negitive and why would they say jonny isnt bankable if they are trying to get u to see a movie
XDaXBlessedX: im talking about lnside actors stuido
XDaXBlessedX: and shit like that
XDaXBlessedX: but anyway i gotta go to bed
XDaXBlessedX: peace dawg cat
XDaXBlessedX: we can argue tommorow
kage1182: because they're trying to make it sound like some big success story when it's just manufacture hollywood crap
kage1182: A big budget supported with 3 stars
kage1182: a SHO-WIN SITUATION FOR THE STUDIO
XDaXBlessedX: with out a doubt
XDaXBlessedX: but that doenst make johny bankable <---WHAT THE FUCK!!!
XDaXBlessedX: the movie was a pop corn movie even if it wasnt johnny
kage1182: hence they picked the actors because they knwe their star power would add to the films profits
kage1182: HENCE
kage1182: they are bankable
XDaXBlessedX: johnny doenst have star power like u think he does
kage1182: yes he does
kage1182: accept it
XDaXBlessedX: u think becuase its a house hold name or in tabloids that means people pay to see them
kage1182: it might not have been BRAD PITT kind of bankable
XDaXBlessedX: thats where ur wrong
kage1182: but he's a hosuehold name
XDaXBlessedX: sure there are the screaming girls
kage1182: people know him
XDaXBlessedX: but not to anny really significant level
XDaXBlessedX: its just a normal star
kage1182: there are packs of his fans from all the movies he made with Tim Burton
XDaXBlessedX: to be bankable is to be hire then the normal stars
kage1182: this is your MADE UP defintion of bankable
XDaXBlessedX: and none of those people go to see any of his other onse
kage1182: you realize this right?
XDaXBlessedX: yea but ur definition is basically the definition of any star
XDaXBlessedX: every star has a following of some sort
XDaXBlessedX: thast why they are a star
XDaXBlessedX: im saying there is a nother level to it
kage1182: my defintion is of a star who is big enough to bring in fans fo his own
XDaXBlessedX: the stars of stars
XDaXBlessedX: are bankable
kage1182: which you cannot deny johnny is
XDaXBlessedX: he is not a star of star as far as making money
XDaXBlessedX: he is as far as acting ability
kage1182: Ok so your telling me
kage1182: that NO ONE saw Pirates just cuz of Depp being in it
XDaXBlessedX: ur definition is the definition of every s tar
kage1182: I'm working off the defintion from dictionary.com
kage1182: the closest to an official defition we have
XDaXBlessedX: look dud
XDaXBlessedX: if ur in a few movies
XDaXBlessedX: ur an actor
kage1182: your using YOUR OWN defition
XDaXBlessedX: if alot of peiple like u
XDaXBlessedX: then ur a star
XDaXBlessedX: if u can garantee a crap load of profit ur bankable
kage1182: if your a star you add profit to movies your in
kage1182: hence you desirable to producers
XDaXBlessedX: i gotta go to bed
XDaXBlessedX: tomrow we continue
kage1182: just admit I won PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!

Monday, July 10, 2006

The Charity Policy *Update*

I understand this is a controversial subject even though I didn't realize this until I shared it with some coworkers. And having seen their reactions to it I took the time to reevaluate it but yet I still stand behind my original conclusions. I think charities are fine and dandy I'm sure they do lots of good, and the people in charge of the causes believe what they do really makes a difference, so I'm glad they've derived so much meaning from it and also feel they accomplish good in the world at the sametime.
My only problem with Charities is how they collect funds. Charities tend to excel at collect money for their programs through one strong tactic...guilt. Tin cans with pictures of abused animals, commercials of kids with bugs on them, all built to make you feel guilty "all we need is 1 dollar a day you can spare that can't you? You selfish piece of shit!" It's because of this tactic of questionable morality that I refuse to help charities in their goals. At times I will give to them...but I will not take part in guilting people into giving.
You see at two jobs I have worked at (WaWa, A&P) they have done drives for charities in which they sell a paper cut-out of something related to the charity (heart, smiley face etc) and they sell it for a dollar. What they ask me to do is put the person on the spot...I am suddenly working for Jerry's Kids and it's my job to make people feel shitty (while they purchase alcohol no less!) and get them to donate money so that I might win a pizza party if my store sells the most. I refuse, I won't do it, they've given up asking me and I cringe everytime they do it, I feel it's wrong if people want to donate they will don't stick them up with poor or diseased kids to rob them of a couple bucks.
Another thing is I don't give to beggers on the street unless they don't beg me. If I see a guy who is missing limbs and looks so terrible on the side of the street he might earn some money. But when bums are waiting by the register at Geno's to (bum) rush me and ask for change then fuck no, if you well enough to camp out here then your well enough to get a job shoveling shit somewhere...someone has to do the crap jobs and you have none obviously. I saw a story once about this millionare who begged on the streets that was his only job and he was a friggin millionare the goverment should look into taxing these rich bums.

UPDATE!
Today at work some guy saw the sign for the charity collections we were asking for and commented that how that years ago we had one of those cans for animal hospitals. The piss yellow cans with pictures of dogs with three legs and such. Well turns out the guy who ran that is in jail now because he isn't a legal charity and was using the cans to live for free of your good will. Giver beware I guess.

Saturday, July 08, 2006

Boycott Pirates of the Carribean 2: Dead Man Dumped on my Chest

Yup, thats right. Don't go see it, why bother? You already know what it is exactly going to be like. There's no fucking suprises here. I can take one good hard look at the trailer (if I really wanted to--I don't) and probably give you a really excellent outline of the story...why? Cuz this movie is shit, there is no story, there is no creativity it's just a bunch of overblown budget/acting/donkeycrap slapped together with some "witty" lines with Johnny Depp overacting and Orlando Bloom just being...well eye candy for all the girls who have him all over their walls.(along with my bible thumping aunt)
Who do the guys get? Keira Knightley, big whoop. Yeah she's hot and all but she can't escape her role in this film which will be to act awkward, feminine, make mistakes, and get caught or entirely fuck everyone over(as a direct result from her believing she should think). All her screen time with generally just be her annoying the shit out of me, if I could get them to turn the sound off so I can just stare at her body in peace Then the movie would be alot better but thats what HBO is for. But worse is even in the tidbits of the trailer you see she cut her hair she might as well be Orlando Bloom now thats about as masculine he looks.
Probably through all this your thinking..."But how can you not go see this the first one was like the second coming of Christ!!! LOL!!" Sorry no, you see I didn't believe the first one was the second coming of Christ more like the ten millionth cumming of some Disney executive on the chin of all you hapless boobs who love this regurgitated bullshit movies that some douche bag just copy and pastes from last summers line up of enormous-budgeted, over-marketed, pieces of donkey shit.
I'm embarressed to admit I attempted to watch the original one like 3 or 4 times but I couldn't get through it, it's that bad. By the way this is the guy who can laugh his way through just about every Pauly Shore movie, yeah thats right, I think I sat through more of Mortal Kombat Annihlation than Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Shit I even fell asleep once during Pirates and I've stayed awake for all 3 hours of Dances with Wolves, thats just how bad Pirates is.
But Pirates is just another piece of whats "in" whats "hip" it's another initiation into the popular crowd for people who care about such things. "Have you seen Pirates 2 Like OMG JOHNNY DEPP IS SO HAWT!!!" Get bent.

Someone who saw the film:
dope movie it was awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the twists totally caught me off guard. this woman came into my work and said she saw it at 12 and said it was great and said it had a empire strikes back vibe to it which is a good thing lol. 9/10! the only reason it didn't get a 10 was because kiera didn't get naked :'(.

Sunday, June 18, 2006

A Schism

I know the pieces fit cuz I watched them fall away
mildewed and smoldering, fundamental differing,
pure intention juxtaposed will set two lovers souls in motion
disintegrating as it goes testing our communication
the light that fueled our fire then has burned a hole between us so
we cannot see to reach an end crippling our communication.

I know the pieces fit cuz I watched them tumble down
no fault, none to blame it doesn't mean I don't desire to
point the finger, blame the other, watch the temple topple over.
To bring the pieces back together, rediscover communication.

The poetry that comes from the squaring off between,
And the circling is worth it.
Finding beauty in the dissonance.

There was a time that the pieces fit, but I watched them fall away.
Mildewed and smoldering, strangled by our coveting
I've done the the math enough to know the dangers of a second guessing
Doomed to crumble unless we grow, and strengthen our communication cold silence
has a tendency to atrophy any sense of compassion
between supposed lovers

She seemed dressed in all of me
Stretched across my shame,
All the torment and the pain
Leaked through and covered me.

I'd do anything to have her to myself,
Just to have her for myself.

Now I don't know what to do,
I don't know what to do
When she makes me sad.

She is everything to me,
The unrequited dream,
The song that no one sings,
The unattainable.
She's a myth that I have to believe in,
All I need to make it real is one more reason.

I don't know what to do,
I don't know what to do when she makes me sad.

But I won't let this build up inside of me.
I won't let this build up inside of me.
I won't let this build up inside of me.
I won't let this build up inside of me.

A catch in my throat, choke,
Torn into pieces, I won't. No.

I don't want to be this but
I won't let this build up inside of me (won't let this build up inside of me)

She isn't real.
I can't make her real.
She isn't real.
I can't make her real.