My New Business Venture.

Over my years in the workforce something has been nagging at me. I've always had millions of great ideas and suggestion for upper management, which I'm sure they enjoyed since they were all great. But there has been something big, something huge nagging at me all the long and I've finally put my finger on it. My new venture will revolutionize business as we know it. Companies will be able to save thousands in wasted money. My plan you ask...replace all lower managers with parrots.
Sounds crazy right...but think it over. Every intro level shit retail job always has these managers whose job requires no special training or experience beyond your shit intro job. Their only responibility is to repeat the same damn order over and over. When I worked at target the manager of the Electronics department was this ass who as soon as I came in, would give me an order and then repeat it over and over and over and over, until I clocked out at the end of the night. My job now just requires my boss to say "get sales" or "we need sales" over and over and over. Wouldn't so much money be saved if a parrot was trained to say this phrase repeadtedly? I mean put some paper down feed them some crackers and your set. They're easily trainable, and accomplish the same tasks as an over-paid manager. Seriously jump on this enterprise now cuz once I start approaching businesses the money will be flying in so start buying stock.

*Sqwauk* Are you Working hard, or hardly working? *Sqwauk* Pauly wants a sale!

ps. Thanks to whoever pointed out the spelling error. It must be a good sign that the only comments my posts inspire are. "you spelled parrots wrong". *sigh*