That was me.
The guy who bought a bottle of everclear and remarked "he was taking it easy tonight" that was me.
The guy who then poured most of that flask into a bottle of wawa straw-kiwi, tasted it and then remarked "tastes like happy." That was me.
The guy who after drinking half that bottle, acted like an excited teenage girl when he found out one of the guys who lived there played WoW, that sad to say was me.
The guy who bet with a friend if he could fuck our other friends Girlfriend/fuck buddy/whatever in the next hour. Only to have him turn it down not because he couldn't or wouldn't just because he "didn't have enough time." That was me.
The guy who when a room with full of people turn on nascar remarked "Why the hell do you wanna watch people make left turns all day, only white trash would call this a sport." That was me.
The guy who saw someone passing out claimed to be pre-med and yelled "if we don't keep him awake we could lose him." That was me.
The guy who, when we couldn't get him to wake up started reciting a eulogy for him, despite not having any idea who he was. That was me.
The guy who asked a pregnant girl if she "had a bun in the oven". And then told her to name it Tim. That was me.
The guy who stumbled over to ASA (cuz thats what he does when he's drunk) Saw that they had stolen Big Mike's Employee of the Month award, became outraged and took revenge by *censored* trophies and *censored* them. That according to my lawyer was not me.
The guy who when walking to wawa was chased down by an ASA in a car doubled back and made a run for it just to make sure no one was following him. That was me.
The guy who went to wawa and when money came out of the atm screamed "I WIN!" That was me.
OH everclear how I love thee.
The guy who then poured most of that flask into a bottle of wawa straw-kiwi, tasted it and then remarked "tastes like happy." That was me.
The guy who after drinking half that bottle, acted like an excited teenage girl when he found out one of the guys who lived there played WoW, that sad to say was me.
The guy who bet with a friend if he could fuck our other friends Girlfriend/fuck buddy/whatever in the next hour. Only to have him turn it down not because he couldn't or wouldn't just because he "didn't have enough time." That was me.
The guy who when a room with full of people turn on nascar remarked "Why the hell do you wanna watch people make left turns all day, only white trash would call this a sport." That was me.
The guy who saw someone passing out claimed to be pre-med and yelled "if we don't keep him awake we could lose him." That was me.
The guy who, when we couldn't get him to wake up started reciting a eulogy for him, despite not having any idea who he was. That was me.
The guy who asked a pregnant girl if she "had a bun in the oven". And then told her to name it Tim. That was me.
The guy who stumbled over to ASA (cuz thats what he does when he's drunk) Saw that they had stolen Big Mike's Employee of the Month award, became outraged and took revenge by *censored* trophies and *censored* them. That according to my lawyer was not me.
The guy who when walking to wawa was chased down by an ASA in a car doubled back and made a run for it just to make sure no one was following him. That was me.
The guy who went to wawa and when money came out of the atm screamed "I WIN!" That was me.
OH everclear how I love thee.
posted by -tim- at 7:53 AM
3 Comments:
What a delightful evening of drunken fun
That sounds like an awesome night!
That was a beautiful night Tim. I remember most of what happened, and what I didnt you reminded me of. Good times, gooooood times.
-BK
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