Things I hate.
1. Girls who think acting cute means acting stupid.
2. Black people who talk to a movie at the theater.
3. People who pretend to be more drunk/stoned than they really are.
4. Stupid away messages that every tool has "In the shower I know that (insert your name) wants to join me."
5. Chain instant messages. Next person who sends me one of these is getting stabbed in the eye with my penis.
6. EMO. How pretentious do you have to be to declare your music is the only kind that contains emotion. Oh yea find another emotion besides heart break...because you strumming out chords on your acoustic guitar crying about how your girlfriend dumped you because you're a whiney pussy is NOT FUCKING ENTERTAINING.
7. Self proclaimed "players." Your stories of cheating, using, and abusing, most likely sicken me; not impress me like you seem to think they do.
8. Anyone who thinks that violent video games make people violent. Stop blaming people for your shortcomings as a parent. You wanted to have kids now take some fucking responsiblity for when you fuck them up.
9. Straight edge people. You're like the clergy with out the religion, but you remembered the condescending attitude. You are everyone's hero, make sure to get a XXX tattoo so you'll look like a real shmuck when down the line you get a real job and need a drink or two to take the edge off REALITY.
10. Trend followers. Never was one, never will be. I like what I like I don't give two shits about what is "in". If you constantly watch MTV, or read "trendy"(aka vomit inducing) magazines to know how to dress, act, and know what you should like to be cool then please read my new magazine "Suicide is Bangin, Yo."
11. Anyone named Becky. Becky is the next Lucifer.
12. Anyone named Kathryn. Kathryn is synonym for fat, manipulative, black mailing, drug dealer.
13. People who lower pick-up trucks.
14. Religious fanatics of any denomination. George Carlin had it right when he said "thou shall keep thy religion to thy self."
15. Mallrats, round them all up and gas them. Don't worry their parents won't have a fucking clue. I should be able to get in the mall without having to wade through piles of goths, druggies, and other wastes of life "hanging" out in front of the mall like it's their fucking job.
16. People who quote anything Dave Chappelle has done REPEATEDLY long past it being funny. You have ruined it for me, I will now no longer watch the show since I get replay for the rest of my life from retards like you.
17. The movie "White Chicks" and anyone who saw it. What the fuck is wrong with you?
18. People who say shit like "look out for the real world" or "no more play time for you it's time to go to the real world". Like there's this place you go to with a giant neon sign that says THE REAL WORLD. When you walk in a guy walks up takes your hopes and dreams and smashes them on the ground, then he kicks you in the nuts and robs you. Welcome to the real world.
19. Flirts, teases, whatever you want to call them. Why do I have to have blue balls just because your daddy never paid attention to you. From now on I assume all flirts are disease ridden.
20. People who live in New Jersey and cheer for Philadelphia teams. I dont' care if it's a long drive to see their games you LIVE in New Jersey. If you want to root for losers than move to Philadelphia or New York, please.
21. People who don't understand that wide screen dvds give you more picture. Look at the shape of a screen next time your at the movie theater you moe moes.
22. People who peel out around corners. No one is impressed and women are whispering about your small penis.
23. Reality TV.
24. Politics.
25. Druggies who search for the meaning of life while sitting around being a waste of space in their parents basement. Stealing money from family members and dropping mind frying drugs is the ultimate way to find answers for deep philosphical questions.
26. The guys who graduated from high school simply because they were on the football team. You can find them all in cell block C now.
27. Anyone who breaks up with their boyfriend/girlfriend, pissies and moans like it's the end of the world and then by the end of the week is with someone else. Please get something terminal.
28. Stuck up kids with cellphones and brand new cars that their mommy and daddy bought them. Life is so hard for you.
29. People who are blindly optimistic for you who but not for themselves.
30. People who say they never will, and then do.
*31. People who try to attack me in comments but than are too pussy to leave a name.
2. Black people who talk to a movie at the theater.
3. People who pretend to be more drunk/stoned than they really are.
4. Stupid away messages that every tool has "In the shower I know that (insert your name) wants to join me."
5. Chain instant messages. Next person who sends me one of these is getting stabbed in the eye with my penis.
6. EMO. How pretentious do you have to be to declare your music is the only kind that contains emotion. Oh yea find another emotion besides heart break...because you strumming out chords on your acoustic guitar crying about how your girlfriend dumped you because you're a whiney pussy is NOT FUCKING ENTERTAINING.
7. Self proclaimed "players." Your stories of cheating, using, and abusing, most likely sicken me; not impress me like you seem to think they do.
8. Anyone who thinks that violent video games make people violent. Stop blaming people for your shortcomings as a parent. You wanted to have kids now take some fucking responsiblity for when you fuck them up.
9. Straight edge people. You're like the clergy with out the religion, but you remembered the condescending attitude. You are everyone's hero, make sure to get a XXX tattoo so you'll look like a real shmuck when down the line you get a real job and need a drink or two to take the edge off REALITY.
10. Trend followers. Never was one, never will be. I like what I like I don't give two shits about what is "in". If you constantly watch MTV, or read "trendy"(aka vomit inducing) magazines to know how to dress, act, and know what you should like to be cool then please read my new magazine "Suicide is Bangin, Yo."
11. Anyone named Becky. Becky is the next Lucifer.
12. Anyone named Kathryn. Kathryn is synonym for fat, manipulative, black mailing, drug dealer.
13. People who lower pick-up trucks.
14. Religious fanatics of any denomination. George Carlin had it right when he said "thou shall keep thy religion to thy self."
15. Mallrats, round them all up and gas them. Don't worry their parents won't have a fucking clue. I should be able to get in the mall without having to wade through piles of goths, druggies, and other wastes of life "hanging" out in front of the mall like it's their fucking job.
16. People who quote anything Dave Chappelle has done REPEATEDLY long past it being funny. You have ruined it for me, I will now no longer watch the show since I get replay for the rest of my life from retards like you.
17. The movie "White Chicks" and anyone who saw it. What the fuck is wrong with you?
18. People who say shit like "look out for the real world" or "no more play time for you it's time to go to the real world". Like there's this place you go to with a giant neon sign that says THE REAL WORLD. When you walk in a guy walks up takes your hopes and dreams and smashes them on the ground, then he kicks you in the nuts and robs you. Welcome to the real world.
19. Flirts, teases, whatever you want to call them. Why do I have to have blue balls just because your daddy never paid attention to you. From now on I assume all flirts are disease ridden.
20. People who live in New Jersey and cheer for Philadelphia teams. I dont' care if it's a long drive to see their games you LIVE in New Jersey. If you want to root for losers than move to Philadelphia or New York, please.
21. People who don't understand that wide screen dvds give you more picture. Look at the shape of a screen next time your at the movie theater you moe moes.
22. People who peel out around corners. No one is impressed and women are whispering about your small penis.
23. Reality TV.
24. Politics.
25. Druggies who search for the meaning of life while sitting around being a waste of space in their parents basement. Stealing money from family members and dropping mind frying drugs is the ultimate way to find answers for deep philosphical questions.
26. The guys who graduated from high school simply because they were on the football team. You can find them all in cell block C now.
27. Anyone who breaks up with their boyfriend/girlfriend, pissies and moans like it's the end of the world and then by the end of the week is with someone else. Please get something terminal.
28. Stuck up kids with cellphones and brand new cars that their mommy and daddy bought them. Life is so hard for you.
29. People who are blindly optimistic for you who but not for themselves.
30. People who say they never will, and then do.
*31. People who try to attack me in comments but than are too pussy to leave a name.
posted by -tim- at 11:55 PM
21 Comments:
SWEEEEEEEEET!!
these are things i can add for me and some for you
31. SHE-NA-NI-GANS, said and done
32. D-R-A-M-A DRAMA BITCHES-these girls that turn every little thing into something huge
33. drunken hulks, these guys that get a few keystone lights in them, and then....LOOK OUT! they can take on the whole world, only to get the shit kicked outta them later on. these people have been known to hand around the DKE and DX house
34. Frat Thieves, people who steal beer pong tables, grills, fuse ball tables. these are the pussies who cant fight b/c they would cry too much when they lose, so they have to steal shit to look cool, but in the day time, there about as scary as The Ring.
35. Fake People, a.k.a bullshit artists. the people that act one way to somebody, and completely different with another. the best are the people who dress all hardcore for school and at parties, talk about killing themselves and how life sux....then go home and sing and dance to showtunes from Oklahoma.
36. people who use IM laungage in real life. stop walking about saying things like BFF, JK, BrB...and NOOB!!! next person who i hear say that in public gets their genitals removed.
37. people who drink a bottle of robitusim to get high. you've got to be kidding me. if it was ment to get high with, they wouldnt sell it in the stores. pot, coke, herion, LSD, PCP there arent used to cure coughing and aches, they are there to get you fucked up. when u drink a bottle a robitusim all it does it make u look like a cheap drug usin, welfare cheatin, keystone drinkin, tax evading, unemployed, dirty little nigger. so stop it.
38. morons who think they are the king for drinking 15 keystone lights. there is as much al-key-hall in a keystone as there is in coke and pepsi...barely noticable. hey shithead, open your mouth and let us put 15 Molsen XXX down your throat and we'll see who's the king of beers
39. people who feel poker and bowling are not sports. they require skill and talent like everything else. poker and bowling is just like baseball. in baseball, you get up at bat, sit in the dugout, or stand in the field doing nothing most of the time. in bowling, you get up and hit a strike, sit back down. in poker your sitting the whole time, and you have to constantly pay attention. so kiss my ass, and deal the cards.
40. people who give you reasons to make fun of them, then get pissed off when u do. if your a girl who's a whore, and u make some sort of whore joke to somebody else...just look out, b/c ill be shootin it right back at you. and some black people who hate being called names like porch monkey and then you see them hoping and jumping around on there porch like morons, makin all sorts of noise.
there is my contribution
Although I agree with some of the things said here. The racism seems in bad taste. Please leave a name in the future.
my name is Kathrine but spelled this way hehe...does that count :-(
DO you go by the name Kathrine cuz if you do I have no idea who you are. Most Kathrine's I know go by Katie. If so your ok. But girls who go bay Kathrine pure evil. But obviously that post was about this evil whore that was once apart of my life. If your her, then I'm getting a cross and holy water and a stake and killing you once and for all. If not, cheers!
30. People who say they never will, and then do.
Umm, isn't that everyone? It's pretty common to swear off something and years later change your mind...you've done it. I'm pretty sure everyone has....
That sounded defensive and combative.
interesting how you told someone else that their racism was in bad taste when you said this in #2:
Black people who talk to a movie at the theater.
So, you're OK with white people talking in the movie theaters? Mexicans too?
Who is racist now?
Actually I"m not ok with anyone talking during movies. But what I was referring to in that statement was that Black people tend to experience movies differently. I actually discussed this in a film theory class and a sociology course. That African Americans tend want to be "interactive" in a film environment instead of just sitting back and enjoying the film. IF you think this is racist then fine. There are worse things than being a hypocrite like a pussy who can't post they're name on the internet behind a personal attack.
you're such an anrgy boy.
have you thought of suicide yet?
And what make life easier for you? Ha! yea right.
I heart Tim.
Tim = ROXORZ!
much love
George
ps. Nerf Shammys
(if you understand that, your just as geeky as me)
Nothing worse than discussing wow in public and then have someone walk up and be like "Hey what ya talking about?" errr...sports!
(ps nerf pallies)
Nah this isn't emo. Much more along the lines of a George Carlin rant about the things in life that are unnerving to the author. If you actually read it and took the time to understand the author's meaning behind what he spoke about instead of instantly becoming offended by a specific comment. I have known him for quite sometime and the insight that Tim has provided is honestly uncanny in comparison with his light hearted nature. Tim has a habit of saying something that is offensive because the comments often reflect the readers own insecurities. As a final note about the racism comments, think before you take stabs at people. If you really wanted to find out the truth behind comment number two, you could have worded your question much less offensive. Of course if you wanted to offend you achieved that goal as well as display the magnitude of your ignorance.
If I remember correctly you didnt leave a name when you left a shitty ass comment on my live journal. OMG the pot calling the kettel black....or some shit like that! AND you also mentioned getting someone else therapy for THEIR problems. I'm dead serios when I ask...How come everyone else is a whinny bitch but you? cant you just admit that sometimes it feels good to bitch and get it out? You seem quick to make mean comments and lay out insults, but when people attack you you just attack them back with meaningless curse words, but no solid information. And please dont just attack me back by saying "you posted an entry bitching about people" cause stating the obvious isnt much of a come back.
LOVE, kathy :)
Tim,
This is your roommate Paul. This is my first and only post on your blog. I'm just commenting so that you can stop looking for a reason to attack me.
Unless you want to attack this comment, but I don't think you can since I'm not going to say anything other than "don't bring me into this."
Thanks.
- Paul
Dear Paul,
When did I try to bring you into this? If you think the emo comment was aimed at you...I've hated emo way before we ever met. Once upon along time ago we we're friends one day you decided to spit on that friendship and abondon it. I was expected to be "cool" with that. So I guess I was an asshole for "reacting" to the fact that I was kicked out of a circle of friendship at your request. I guess I"m a son of a bitch for expressing emotion instead of just "ignoring" problems and moving on like nothing ever happened. OH I guess I mentioned your name...sorry to compliment you by saying you were too good for cheap personal attacks on the internet too bad I can't say the same for your girlfriend.
PS - you left lots of dishes here what do you want me to do with them? (ebay?)
Don't worry. I'll be back.
Whats so hypocritcal about it is even though it pisses me off when people peel out around corners and I"m standing there on the sidwalk is I think it's funny when I'm in the truck with you and I see the pissed off look on people's faces. Put lowering pick ups is just dumb.
much love to BK
-Tim
One of the funniest things I've ever seen was a guy on New Street driving a lowered pickup truck. There was a slight groove filled with icy water in the road that any normal car would have been able to get through. But the lowered pick up got stuck. If it were just me, I would have driven by and laughed yelling "YOU CAR IS SO HOT!". But the people with me had more of a heart.
Tim, you never confronted me about anything. after the whole deal with you and ashlee i dont beleive u ever talked to me again. We attacked eachother over the computer yes, but I believe all you did was tell ashlee that you wrote an apology letter to me. Face to face didnt happen. So Im done discussing that over the internet. I think we can forget about it and move on. I never wanted to attack you, but I never saw you as a hateful person when we hung out. To be honest, it just am surprises me cause we used to have such a good time. And please stop saying you were "kicked out of the circle" by us. We all went our own ways. Ashlee spent all her time with jaime and me and paul stuck together. However, we didnt mean to kick you out at any point. It just happened that we all grew apart. It was never a personal thing against you untill I felt attacked. I openly admit I was wrong and I bitched about you guys so you can stop pretending to be innocent. If you wish to try to fix our friendship in any way feel free to contact me, but as for your blog Im through with it. I just wanted to let you know it was never intended to go this farand that I really do feel sorry about what happened between us all...even though Im sure Im the only one that feels that way. Try to rmeber the fun times!
Heat the arguement up just enough try to make me look like the bad guy and then back peddle. Yea I did write a long post on your live journal saying that I thought everything was stupid and I can't believe we threw it away so easily. You say we grew apart I don't see it so innocently. I also don't see you coming on my blog to take shots at me as a way to repair our friendships. The past is the past, whats done is done. We threw it away we all played apart. Just walk away.
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