Please, hit your children...

I fully support a parents right to hit their children. In this day and age I don't think people hit their kids enough. Some people will get all upset saying it's child "abuse"; but honestly some kids are asking to be abused. My brother in laws nephews and nieces are PRIME examples of this category. Like parents in this day and age they believe it's better to calmly ask a kid to stop an undesired behavior, and if that doesn't work perhaps a discussion with the child, and if even a more hostile punishment is required the dreaded TIME OUT. But this shit does not fucking work...these kids know the system, they know the loop holes, and in the end they get nothing but a lot of bitching from their parents oh and time out for 5 minutes big fuckin whoop, if I can run around screaming and punch people in the balls while they try to relax and actually enjoy their 4th of july bbq and all I get for punishment is to have to sit down for 5 minutes then fine I'll do it because I'm a spoiled bratty piece of shit that never got disciplined. So these kids ran around being the most obnoxious children I've ever seen, they obviously knew that I loved to be squirted with water while I enjoyed my hamburger. Children like these and morron parents who are twoo pussy to smack them around anger me to no end. IF there's gonna be a law to punish people who beat their kids too much then there should be a law for not doing it enough. I honestly considered smackin the kids upside the head myself they needed it trust me. After I was squirted though I offered a strong warning the next time the 8 year old rebel came back with his squirt gun, it went something like this.

morron child: "I'm gonna squirt you!"
me: "I wouldn't do that if I we're you..."
morron child: "why?"
me: "Because my fists arn't made of water..."
morron child runs off

After that these kids learned something about the tall guy they never met before...that he's not to be fucked with; if these parents had shown some backbone to these kids when they were younger, maybe they wouldn't walk all over them today...