How do you keep a morron in suspense?

So...I didn't have much to talk about tonight but one thing is defintly on my mind. And it all started this morning, as I grogilly rolled out of bed at 11 am like always I stumbled(yes stumbled) downstairs and ploped down at my computer to only be greeted with messages as usual. Normally I'm way to out of it to comprehend what people say, but one message defintly caught my eye. Someone (she will remain anonymous) said, "I'm going out to breakfast but I have to talk to you about something when I get back." I semi snapped out of my normal morning haze and said "ok" but really couldn't emphasize how alert I was at the momment...I couldn't just type OH MY GOD WHAT????????!!!!!!!!!
So I decided that after I ate breakfast (which couldn't take nearly as long as it would to drive to the diner, let alone sit down order cook and then come back) that I would camp in front of my computer, the usual anyways. I can't even imagine what it is that she wants as I pour myself a glass of OJ. But I figure I'll find out soon enough. After a lovely breakfast my mother prepared for me I made way back to the empty living room/my office. ANd after several different computer games and forum posting(which can get dull fast) I started wondering where the heck she was...finally it reached around 4pm and I had to eat something before I went to work. So I microwaved a healthy choice pizza sat on the couch and watched the yankees lose. Then I hoped up and got ready for work...although before I left for work I checked again online to see if she had come back, but no, no sign of her at all. so I went to work...where I slowly went mad from not knowing what was up...she probably has no idea that I sweated this brief conversation all day. And even know it kind of irks me that I still don't know what is going on...and tomorrow I'll probably be off and gone to my family bbq(aka beef roasting with the gun-toting conservatives) not to mention she will also be busy with July 4th activities. Ugh and I know it will be something silly or stupid so I'll do all this worrying and wondering for no reason what-so-ever.

I guess I'll just have to wait and see...