The Land of Moose and Cool cars
Well this will probably be my last post for awhile...going on my family vacation if something earth shattering happens then I'll make my dad hook up his lap top in the hotel and I"ll be here typing like a mad man to tell you all about...I dunno whatever doesn't matter. I'll be in Michigan for the week so please submit all questions in written form don't call us we'll call you allow for 6 to 8 weeks for shipping and don't delay because right we're having a special offer that if you buy 1 you get 2 no 3 no but 4 free items with every purchase all you have to do is tell one friend about this amazing new product from TIM CO, thats right just tell one friend and 4 free items are your's to keep, I know what your saying to yourself could this possible be true I mean can he really be serious? YEs people I am totally serious this deal is the best deal that TIM CO has ever offered so please take advantage NOW! Just call the number flashing at the bottom of the screen operators are waiting to assist you and get you your brand new fully automatic mutliple settings with plug and play capability aquatic flaming piece of shit! so don't delay call right now and pay the oh so low low price of 5 easy payments of 89.95, thats right 5 easy payments of 89.95. You could expect to pay up to 2 million dollars from one of those department stores and you don't get half of what you get with this offically licensed TIM CO fully automatic mutliple settings with plug and play capability aquatic flaming crap. It dices slices makes six different kinds of fries! there's curly theres long theres short theres marv albert! yes the entertainging possiblities are endless with this full automatic mutliple settings with plug and play capability aquatic flaming piece of crap. So please act now while supplies last this is a once in a lifetime deal so CALL NOW!
(yea I need to go to bed...miss me? *hugs kisses* bye!) :)
(yea I need to go to bed...miss me? *hugs kisses* bye!) :)
2 Comments:
But will it massage my testicles?
no but I will
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